Holidailies! You suck!! Having to write something everyday means that Lucy wants ME to write today. Me is Sarah. Here we go.

Lucy's in the big L-B-K. Just so everyone knows, she and Brad are staying with me. Just so everyone also knows, I have a lot of problems. A LOT. At least towards the top of the list would be my housekeeping skills. I fell down a steep flight of stairs the day homemaking 101 was taught. Not just fell really, more like was jettisoned from a 10 floor window and landed on a construction site which had been lit on fire and then put out with a washing of fire hoses and pewter nails. Pewter nails. Hmmm.

Anyway, my house does have beautiful pockets in it. Pockets like a corner of a bookshelf that I carefully papered with magical fairy pictures. Pockets like my bedside table, carefully arranged with the middle-of-the-night-q-tips I always need, next to my magical oracle cards and a clear glass of cool water that quenches my midnight thirst. Unfortunately, these pockets dwell amongst other, larger, more imposing MOUNDS of CRAP. HA! Mounds of crap. These are words. Poor reader... you can never really pull from a grouping of mere WORDS what MOUNDS OF CRAP really, really means. Imagine what you will. It's worse.

If only I had taken a picture-phone picture of the mounds that were my guest room only yesterday. Had there been a fast-motion hidden camera in the corner of the room, you would have watched a stricken, oddly undressed (yes, I cleaned in a bra, a hairband and some workout pants) sweet, well-meaning mini-mouse lady zipping around moving piles of stuff from here, to there, no, back to here, to there, having a glass of wine, now back to there DAMNIT!

If I do say so myself, HOLIDAILIES, the mini-mouse, mini-dressed effort was worth it. THE ROOM ROCKS MY FACE OFF! And it was definately worth the house guests, because talk about rocking faces off, BRAD AND LUCY! I mean come on people. I LOVE BRAD AND LUCY!

Merry Christmas Holidailies. Everyone, take a lesson from me now, and I mean it, it's a great free-bie: so hear me now and listen to me later:

Keep the people, animals and world you love close to you. When you work, work hard. Always work in a bra with no shirt. When it's time to rest, it's time to rest. And have a great life, ALL THE TIME. Because that's what the damn thing's for!
Take it and RUN!

Love to all my adoring fans,
Sarah

Lucy loves you |