Britney Spears Talks Directly to You, Her Fan: "I've actually learned to say "NO!" With this newly found freedom, its like people don't know how to act around me. Should we talk to her like we did when she was 16 or like the Icon everyone says she is?"

Martha Says Prison Girls are "Nice"
Now, seriously. I've been thinking a lot lately about how Martha Stewart is in jail (okay, "camp".) Martha Stewart. Jail. Pigs are flying, y'all. It's almost uncomprehendable. (Is that a word? Maybe I mean "incomprehensible". Or maybe I just mean FRACKING CRAZY.) Can you imagine being Martha's cellmate? The best part of that scenario is the inevitable book deal.

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