Allergies.

I hate you, allergies.

Mosquitos, I hate you too.

Why? Because yesterday after work, when I got all prepared for a nice evening outdoors (I took my Claritin, found my O Magazine, got my bottled water and my cell phone and my flip flops), I went out on the back porch to chill out with the new bougainvillea plant. You proceeded to make me absolutely miserable within three minutes.

It may sound harsh, but mosquitos - I really do hate you.

Sinus headache and runny/congested nose and red swollen eyes and coughing, I hate you as well. Now that we've been intimate friends for a few weeks straight, you've really worn out your welcome. It's true.

I'm trying to get my springtime on, and you are really killing my buzz.

Lucy loves you |